my precious ksdjghl

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Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, “well everything got all wet and dirty.” Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, “Kate, no one asked about your weekend.”

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pewdiepiescreaming:

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dysenterygay:

omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like

anal

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

thepenisofkaworu:

xdirectionerforeverx:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummys

oh shit! My mums in hospital already :/ 

MY MOMS IN THE HOSPITAL TOO

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causeallidoisdance:

unlessler:

_{No one’s gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I must fight to survive}

dystopian thneedville is like a gritty reboot only much better

SO AMAZING.

causeallidoisdance:

evilbiggering:

zombieskully:

what if i just—

Omg you’re drawing fan art too.

……………….fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffvhb

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promo4homo:

the spring colleciton

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